entry 59 - “A Battle Royale involving Diana Monkeys please. XXXXX” - David Litchfield
silly old marj finished this piece 5 months ago and for many strange reasons it was never posted which is real upsetting because it was such a joy to make and is one of marjorys favourite requests because it is fun looking at monkeys in any type of human clothes
thanks again
marjory xxxxxx
entry 60 - “A mosh pit with really tall hipsters that dont know what they’re doing.” - Mari-Helene
one massive man getting confused at the situation hes found himself in is he massive or are the moshers really small im not sure all i know is that the slipknot S is an important part of peoples lives and is an essential graffiti tool long live slipknot s
dale
entry 59 - “a massive pigeon attacking an old lady as she swims silently along the river nile with her crocodile - loads of love from hurburt”
attacks can be physical and mental and verbal youve got to be careful what you say to people one minute she was on a nice relaxing croc ride the next her holiday is ruined all because of one big naughty pigeon
dale
entry 58 - “draw a bear eating cheese or a bear on a trapeze please?” - anonz
beware of the bear eating cheese theyre dangerous
dale
entry 57 - “How would Marjory do in the world of internet dating?” - jenny lovlie
hi jenny marge does great in the world of internet dating mainly because she poses as a 22 year old babe with fine legs and no moustache in real life things are very different shes a bit saggy and definitely has the start of a very prominent moustache but shes so raunchy it doesnt really matter
sorry for the late reply she was busy being whisked off her feet by handsome lads that she met on the internet all summer typical marge
have a great day
dale
entry 56 - “bigfoot as baphomet, all hail bigfoot.” - pizzagirl
pagan deity and gun finger god baphomet, dancefloors wouldnt be the same without him god bless bigfoot baphomet
dale
two interesting things for you to get involved in:
chillin boys facey b - have a click for some visual excitement, things to purchase and general goodwill and merriments
&
finally got round to covering the window from ma room with toilet roll chaps but theres an entire door and space all around to fill, sooooooooooo, who wants to do a toilet roll drawing?????????????
alreadys features drowings from me matt tom sam and gus but it would be sicked wick if you or ANYONE could do one too, try and fill up that blank door of doom!
anywho if you fancy doing one there are no restrictions apart from what you can do with a toilet roll, cheap and easy and fun for all the family
get involved
send it with joy to
chillin boys
12 howard road
kt5 8sa
surbiton
UK
im guessing they could class as post cards so you could put a saucy message on the back with some really nice smiley faces if you want 8)
have a good day and do some bits x x x
entry 55 - “i’ve got an awful tickle on the roof of my mouth, i thought you’d like to know. love from stephanie kane”
hello there steph it sounds like youve got a case of jon tickle hangin on your uvula hes probs doin some science abuse the symptoms are havin a tickly roof of your mouth and compulsively saying mmmmm brainiac like on the show mmmmm brainiac no need to visit the docs just put some science near you and he should come out in due course, good luck, love from marge
(dale)
entry 54 - “a cake that was baked by the devil, so it is a very evil and spooky cake but its also probably delicious - i totally forgot to leave my name: Alec. for the devil cake. the cake of the devil.” - alec
this week on gordons badboy brigade one of the more tricky badboys has been a bit shifty and slipped one of their local bats into the mixture, needless to say gordon was not impressed and felt betrayed by young luke but at least it was delicious
thanks alec. for the request. the request of the devil.
dale
entry 53 - “A sar-chasm. Like being sarcastic but also a massive gaping hole.” -Seth
big holes are always sarcastic and theyre one of the 9 wonders of the world including teeth glass and hounds the 3 best things but dont be alarmed if you experience a talking hole its really casual thanks seth for your playing with words its good fun
dale
